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AAJ RAAT 12 BAJEE KE BAD

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1 BAJEE GA

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3 • A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water.

Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I've killed the motorist.

4 • M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f, Ghonch _, _ll_, Bhondu_, dekha... Everything is incomplete without ‘U’

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Teacher: Is it posible dat a person Name & Surname both R same?

Srdar: ya, If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara,

she becomes Lara Lara!

Bolo tara ra ra..

PARH LIKH KAR KIYA KARNA HAI,

AKHIR AIK DIN SAB KO MARNA HAI,

MAR KAR AGAR JANAM LIYA TO,

PHIR SALA NUSERY SE HI PARHNA HAI

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,

jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.

Aaqa replayed : Yaar mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.

Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar

bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...

us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..

Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane"

Girl: Will u marry me?

Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti

hai.

Mummy

ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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Captain of Military:Naujawano aage bado;Santa aage nahi bada;Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado,mein 10ve num pe tha!! Jun 2 Jasmin

If I had a camera

I'll snap ur every moment

every smile

every memory

n keep...in my.... kitchen to scare the mouse..

Machhar marne ka tarika,

pehle 1 Zinda machhar pakde,

fir use zamin pe letaye,

Fir use gudgudi kare,

Jaise hi hasne ke liye machhar mu khole,

use ALLOUT pilao aur so jao....

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass & flowers 2.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?

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