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Sardar in a library bangs a book on the table, saying

Wht is this book, all names of characters and no story at all"

Librarian: so u r the one who took the telephone directory!!!

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When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!..

& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!

Competition...!!! ....

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Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .

Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.

Wife : Will u marry , after i die .

Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?

Tell him "a joke on Tuesday

. Jurassic Park

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start

approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon

sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji

replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to

janwar hai, usko kya pata"

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. Photocopy

One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what

he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren't

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. Answering Machine

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.

Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like

"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

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